Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Gifts for New Moms

When the topic of gift-giving comes up, they say it's the thought that counts. So when people give gifts like clearance throws or a gift card to a random place, it annoys me. If you can't bother taking five minutes to really think about what that person may enjoy, don't take the $10 out of your wallet. Truth hurts sometimes, sorry if that offends you.

I've got a bunch of pregnant girlfriends, so naturally, the next step is gift-giving. I can't even handle the standard "mommy's little angel" onesies and rattles. How are those things helpful? When you came home from the hospital and your boobs were leaking, you couldn't poop cuz it hurt your vag, and the baby wouldn't stop crying, did you just whip out a BABY RATTLE to fix these issues? Probably not.